Vlog #5,6 & 7

just a quick hello with my niece. I have been super busy

I didn’t know what to call this one but you get to meet my birds and enjoy my day with me.

Just a normal day for me crocheting club and my package.

Anyone that’s interested in the magazine I got you can check it out at www.bigandlittlecrochet.com

A few jokes

Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”

Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “ 

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!

 

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.

And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

What is see-through and smells of carrots?

A rabbit fart.

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
 
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift.

 

Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”

and the last one

 

Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Turning 30

So, on Saturday (17/2/2018) I turned 30. leading up to turning 30 I was not looking forward to it everyone was saying “you are now old” but I do not feel old at all. I definitely will not be acting my age as I see it whats the point in acting your age if you don’t feel it? it is weird though when people ask me my age I have to remember that I am now 30.alothough on my birthday the waitress in the cafe I was in thought I was only 17/18 and I was like I wish I was that age again. my friends and family got me some great gifts and I thank them all for them. Leading up to my birthday I did have a few panic dreams where my brain thought I was old so, I would have horrible dreams but now I am this age I just say to myself I need to live my life day by day and enjoy it as you only get one chance to enjoy it.

 

for this year of my first year of being in 30’s I have set myself goals that I am going to keep to and here they are:

  1. to eat more healthy
  2. to lose some weight
  3. do more exercise
  4. do let people get me down

hopefully, i keep to these and you see changes in my blogs especially in my weight as since Christmas I have put on 8lbs which I have now got to try and get back off which from the 1st march I am back at the gym which isn’t that far away. i am going to leave this here hopefully more blogs coming soon

Southwestern Booties

I started making these southwestern booties on the 30/1/18 and finished on 1/2/18. I used a 3.5mm hook and three different coloured yarns. I used grey for the sole and then beige colour for the main colour and then for the top squares I used pink.

I enjoyed making the first bootie and getting used to the pattern. the pattern is slightly easy if you know the basic and American stitches but you can look up the terms on youtube. I still got to make the last bootie which I am hoping to have done by the end of the night but it will be up before the blog is up.

I have now finished the last bootie as you can see from the picture above. which came out just like the first one did. in the pattern it had tassels but I find them a little dangerous to have for children so, I haven’t put them on. I still think they are cute. I hope my sister liked them as I made them for my baby niece. next time when I make them I would probably choose different colours and concentrate a little bit more than I did so there would not be too many mistakes in them. I hope you like this little blog