A few jokes

Patient asks his doctor: “Can I take a bath with diarrhea?”

Doctor: “Yes, if you are able to fill it up. “ 

Man: Hi, do you want to dance?

Woman: Yeah, sure!

Man: Great, go and dance, I want to talk to your pretty friend!


Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup.

And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!

I got another letter from this lawyer today. It said “Final Notice”. Good that he will not bother me anymore.

Today I went to a barber’s shop for a shave. The barber asked me to put a small wooden ball in my mouth so he could get a closer shave around my cheeks.

I asked: “But what if I swallow the ball?”

He replied: “No problem sir, you just bring it back tomorrow like everybody else.”

What is see-through and smells of carrots?

A rabbit fart.

A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach.
“That won’t help you, Joe, you know?”

“Oh it helps a lot,” says the man, “it’s the only way I can see the numbers!”

Today I found my first grey pubic hair. I got really excited, but not as much as the other people in the lift.


Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”

Patient: “OK.”

Dentist: “I’ve been having an affair with your wife for a while now.”

and the last one


Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I’d still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike.

Celebrities Deaths 2016

This year we have seen so many celebrity deaths I hope they all rest in peace and they are never forgotten. Just in case you missed any here is a list


January 10

David Bowie, 69

Rock icon

January 14

Alan Rickman, 69


January 18

Glenn Frey, 67

Eagles rocker

January 23

Jimmy Bain, 68

Rainbow rock star

January 30

Frank Finlay, 89

Acting great

January 31

Terry Wogan, 77

TV & radio legend


February 3

Maurice White, 74

Earth Wind & Fire star

February 19

Harper Lee, 89

To Kill A Mockingbird author

February 28

Frank Kelly, 77

Father Ted star

February 28

George Kennedy, 91

Movie great


March 1

Tony Warren, 79

Coronation St creator

March 8

George Martin, 90

Beatles producer

March 11

Keith Emerson, 71

ELP rock legend

March 15

Sylvia Anderson, 88

Lady Penelope

March 16

Frank Sinatra Junior, 72

Sinatra’s singer son

March 17

Paul Daniels, 77

Comedy magician

March 29

Patty Duke, 69

Child star

March 31

Ronnie Corbett, 85

Comedy legend

March 31

Denise Robertson, 83

TV agony aunt


April 6

Merle Haggard, 79

Country legend

April 12

David Gest, 62

TV personality

April 20

Victoria Wood, 62

Comedy genius

April 20

Joanie “Chyna” Laurer, 46

WWE wrestling legend

April 21

Lonnie Mack, 74

Blues guitar great

April 21

Prince, 57

Pop icon

April 21

Guy Hamilton, 93

Bond director

April 24

Billy Paul, 80

Chart star


May 17

Guy Clark, 74

Country legend

May 19

John Berry, 52

Beastie Boys star

May 19

Alan Young, 96

Mister Ed TV star

May 21

Nick Menza, 51

Megadeth drummer

May 24

Burt Kwouk, 85

Pink Panther star

May 31

Carla Lane, 87

Liver Birds writer


June 3

Muhammad Ali, 74

Boxing legend

June 14

Henry McCullough, 72

Wings guitarist

June 19

Anton Yelchin, 27

Star Trek’s Chekov

June 24

Bernie Worrall, 72

Funkadelic star

June 28

Scotty Moore, 84

Elvis’s guitarist


July 2

Caroline Aherne, 52

Comedy actress

July 16

Alan Vega, 78

Suicide punk pioneer


August 13

Kenny Baker, 81

Star Wars’ R2-D2

August 15

Dalian Atkinson, 48

Villa cup hero

August 29

Gene Wilder, 83

Comic genius


September 11

Alexis Arquette, 47

Transgender actress

September 17

Charmian Carr, 73

Sound of Music’s Liesl

September 25

Arnold Palmer, 87

Golfing legend


October 14

Jean Alexander, 90

Corrie’s Hilda Ogden

October 23

Pete Burns, 57

Dead or Alive chart star

October 24

Bobby Vee, 73

1960s teen idol


November 7

Leonard Cohen, 82

Iconic singer & writer

November 11

Robert Vaughn, 83

Veteran actor

November 13

Leon Russell, 74

US rock legend

November 24

Colonel Abrams, 67

80s chart star

November 25

Florence Henderson, 82

Brady Bunch star

November 26

Ron Glass, 71

US TV star


December 1

Andrew Sachs, 86

Fawlty Towers star

December 6

Peter Vaughan, 93

Game of Thrones star

December 7

Ian Cartwright, 52

Wolves midfielder

December 8

John Glenn, 95

First American to orbit Earth

December 8

Greg Lake, 69

ELP legend

December 10

AA Gill, 62

Writer & critic

December 10

Ian McCaskill, 78

TV weatherman

December 12

Walter Swinburn, 55

Derby winning jockey

December 18

Zsa Zsa Gabor, 99


December 24

Rick Parfitt, 68


December 25

George Michael, 53


December 26

Liz Smith, 95


December 27

Carrie Fisher, 60


Richard Adams, 96


December 28

Debbie Reynolds, 84

Hollywood actress and mother to Carrie Fisher

Hoping there is no more deaths this year. Also, R.I.P to all those who have died over 2016

Trying to blog

I like writing blogs for you all to read but i do find it hard to think of a subject i also struggle a lot with my spellings and grammar (thanking the person who made spell checker) so, writing a blog to me seems so, hard. I have said to myself that I need to do this as it helps me get things out my system that has been annoying me for days. Thinking of subjects for my blogs has also been annoying me for weeks. I am going to start planning my blogs so, I can give you my readers something more interesting to read. Just what should I write about? If you have any ideas please write below in the comments section.

I have also changed my layout on my page and I am not sure if I like it or not. I have also opened up a snapchat for you all to follow and instagram snapchat is littlellamacouk and instagram is bloglittlellama so check them out until next time Bye


I would like you all to check out this news article by clicking here it’s about a very brave 10 year girl called Sadie. Sadie is battling leukemia but despite this she still wants to raise money for Basildon Hospital to help do up the side room where most families stay when the children are so ill and there immune systems are low which means that could catch a bug at any time. This is the girl who made me just go I am donating my hair to charity which you can read the blog here. She is such an inspiration to us all and I am hopefully going to do another fundraising event but just not to sure what it will be. If anyone would like to donate just click here. If you would like to leave a comment wishing her good luck leave at the bottom and I will make sure she and her mum sees them.

Thank you all for reading.

Cherry Bomb Question and Answer Blog


Hi everyone so, I recently wrote a blog about Cherry Bomb if you missed check it out here. I sent them some question so, we can all get to know them a bit more. Some question came from people of twitter so, I thank them for their help. So, here are the questions and their answers 🙂

  1. If you were stuck on an Island what one thing would you want with you?                                                                                    Lauren: Your Dog Katie:Picture of family Lis: Chocolate

  2. If you could perform with one other singer or band who would it be?                                                       Lauren: Rihanna Katie: Beyonce Lis: Katy Perry

  3. What is your favorite color?                                                                                                                             Lauren: Orange Katie: Green Lis: Pink

  4. If you could be an animal what would you be?                                                                                                 Lauren: Kola bear Katie: Horse Lis: Giraffe

  5. Do you believe in unicorns?  @Cuddlingevries                                                                                             Lauren, Katie, and Lis all said Yes

  6. What was the last book/film you cried reading/watching? @CherryBombHQ                                       Lauren: Les Mis Katie: Curious case of Benjamin button Lis: Marley and me

  7. Summer or Winter? @Chantellegetti7                                                                                            Lauren: Summer Katie: Winter Lis: Summer

  8. Pepsi or cola?                                                                                                                                                       Lauren: Cola Katie: Cola Lis: Pepsi Max

  9. Beach or Mountain? @JadeLMixSpain                                                                                             Lauren: Beach Katie: Beach Lis: Mountain

  10. Favorite chocolate or sweet?                                                                                                                           Lauren: Creme Egg Katie: Daim Bar Lis: Nutella

  11. Favorite ice cream flavor? @KirstyLauraLoo                                                                                            Lauren: Cookie Dough Katie: Honeycomb Lis: Quad-triple Chocolate 

  12. If you could eat only one thing for a year what would it be?                                                                         Lauren: sushi Katie: Pizza Lis: Chocolate

  13. Have you always wanted to be a singer?                                                                                                           Lauren, Katie, and Lis have always wanted to be singers 

  14. What’s your perfect pizza topping?                                                                                                             Lauren: meat feast Kate: pepperoni Lis: mushroom and pineapple

  15. If you could wake up as anyone else who would it be and why?                                                               Lauren: Cheryl Cole because she’s beautiful Kate: Beyoncé because she’s my inspiration         Lis: Katy Perry because she’s so colorful

  16. Who are you Favorite singer/band?                                                                                                           Lauren: Rihanna Kate: Beyoncé Lis: Katy Perry

  17. What are you favorite book and film?                                                                                                                   Lauren: book-house of night. Film- bridesmaids Kate:Harry potter for both                                     Lis: book-Morganville series. Film- emperors new groove

  18.  If you could travel anywhere in the world where would it be and why?                                                    Lauren: Africa because of the safaris Kate: New York because Carlos bakery is there                Lis: Hawaii because of the grass skirts 🙂

  19.  If you won the lottery what would you do?                                                                                                 Lauren: buy a horse Kate: go shopping Lis: set up an animal sanctuary

  20. What are you afraid of the most?                                                                                                         Lauren: parrots and clowns Kate: ghosts and clowns Lis: spiders and daddy long legs!

  21. What was your most embarrassing moment?                                                                                            Lauren: having random bogies when I’m talking to people Kate: tripping on stage                        Lis: putting shopping in someone else’s trolley in a supermarket!

  22. . If you could go back to a past event what would it be?                                                                                Lauren: the Maldives because it was amazing Kate: when I was in Florida                                       Lis: lake Garda in Italy, it’s just so beautiful

  23. How would you describe the other girls in Cherry Bomb?                                                                          Lauren: lazy, smelly, funny, sensitive Kate: dipsy, messy, clumsy, cute                                            Lis: sensible, happy, caring, passionate

  24. Swimming Pool or the ocean?                                                                                                                          Lauren, Katie, and Lis all said the ocean

That is all the questions done and answered I hope you enjoyed getting to know the girls a little bit more don’t forget to get sharing their pages at the end of the blog. So, for now, I will leave you to check out the girls pages and to share and get your friends to like the girls pages 🙂

Facebook  Lis  Katie Lauren

Twitter Lis Katie Lauren


Cherry Bomb

So, I am guessing you all thinking by the tittle what or who is Cherry Bomb? Cherry Bomb are a girl band from stoke.10945280_763264077101404_5114845869707399029_n

They are Katie on vocals, Lauren on vocals and Lis on vocals and guitar. An edgy new girl band who describe themselves as ‘Just girls next door doing Quirky Pop With a Cherry On Top’

They take their influence from All Saints and the SugaBabes to the 1975s and Ed Sheeran. They blend acoustic pop with funky beats and tight harmonies. The girls joined forces to prove that three isn’t always a crowd.

After only forming in June 2014, there is a lot of buzz in the CherryBomb camp.

The girls were on the female team for Soccer Six and became female champions with Katie scoring the winning goal. 11174898_808121529282325_6833563068086333953_n

They have supported Rough Copy at the Soccer Six VIP show. CherryBomb were then asked if they wanted to be tour support for the multi-platinum-selling artist Gareth Gates, which they did in November 2014.

CherryBomb are determined to be the next big Girl Band and put their stamp on the Music World.


So, if you like what I have put up about them and want to check them out look below at their Soundcloud and 2 videos that I have added for you all to see and you checked all that out at the bottom is their links to facebook and twitter so give them a like and a shout out 🙂

Natalie Appleton from All Saints tweeted the girls saying “Ladies Your Absolutely Amazing!!! WoW Stars You Are, Now I’m A Big Fan Of Yours” after seeing their cover of ‘Never Ever’ on YouTube. Which is the video below so check it out.

Cherry Bombs cover of Rixton- Me and my broken heart

Facebook Lis Katie Lauren

Twitter Lis Katie Lauren


To follow soon a question and answer blog so you can get to know the girls a bit more

McBusted 2015

On April 4th I went to see McBusted at the 02 but as normal we went for food in Stratford first. This time though I had to pop into primark to pick up some shoes as the ones I was wearing were cutting into my feet so, I got myself some new boots which were very comfy. When we arrived at the 02 I went straight to the merchandise stand where I got myself the tour hoodie, the tour programme, omg tin which had stickers a poster and a inflatable hand in it, I also got guitar picks and a cotton bracelet. We also got my mum a cup as we felt guilty for not taking her with me as my partner was well enough to come with me.

When we got into the venue we got some food and a drink and then went to are seats. We didn’t have a bad view from our seats. We were near the b stage so, when they got on the b stage I would have a amazing view. The supports acts where not as good as I thought they might be thats why I cant remember there names lol

McBusted came on stage about 9pm as they were running late. They stage was a giant arcade machine. The set list was as follows

1.Air guitar
2. Hate your guts
3. One for the radio (McFly cover)
4. Thunderbirds are go (Busted cover)
5. Get over it
6. You said no (Busted cover)
7. 3am (Busted cover)
8. What happened to your band?

then on the b-stage which they come down in the back to the future car

9.Air Hostess (Busted cover)
10. What I go to school for (Busted cover)
11. Obviously (McFly cover)
12. Beautiful girls are the loneliest

then it was back to the main stage which they did this by walking back like they wgere getting married with Dougie being the bride and matt being the groom.

13. Crasher the wedding (Busted cover)
14. Riding on my bike. James was riding on his bike across the stage.
15. All about you (McFly cover) which they also did a kiss cam where it pointed to dougies family which where 2 girls and that kissed on camera which made dougie stop playing.
16. Star girl (McFly cover)

And for the encore

17. 5 colours in her hair (McFly cover)
18. Shine a light (McFly Cover)
19. Year 3000 (Busted cover)
Also in this some where they had a battle on the arcade machine playing a wrestling type game.

so that was my night check out the photos below 🙂